Seriously though… I’m in an extraordinarly dismal pain deep in my bones I think. I’m not certain. It starts somewhere around my swollen and annoying disks down around the L-something-or-other.
Restless legs? Perhaps. Runs in the women on my mom’s side of the family.
Anxiety encouraging psychosomatic (maybe) spinal pain to radiate through Restless Legs and deep to the ass of the leg with the double times new knee.
Translation… My equal isn’t ibriumating. Get it? Equilibrium. Equal. Equal-ibrium. New knee as in “not using it much for years and am lopsided and out of synch.)
Seriously though… From my lower back down past my toes especially in my right leg and alien beastie is trying to pull the bones out of my flesh. Meat. Oh my.
Seriously though… Hurts like a “$(%*& ” of a ” )(*&#_ ” If you know what I mean.
Sitting on my bum on the floor is a feat of unsurpassed hilarity. Translation: I’m either laughing madly – or – crying with great abandon. Take your pick.
Tonight the pain started about 1:15 in the afternoon PST. Not EST. PST.
I took my Oxycodone and heating pad and lie down (lay down… well I wasn’t “sitting” down) on my bed while my puppy (Australian Shepherd/Heeler named Bailey, a little girl) snoozed at my feet. Literally. She slept temporarily where my feet could go on my queen sized bed. Then she slept where they also could have been. And then again. Add. Spin. Rinse. Repeat.
Where was I? Right. Bloody bleeding sickly . . . agony. Pain. Unrelenting, mind blowing, consuming… pain.
I don’t watch American Idol. Did once, when it all first began. Still have a fondness for Kelly Clarkson. The queen upon the Idol throne. I sat tonight not watching the 13th season with my son (Kyle, 19. He’s a boy.). I think I must have been doing it louder than I noticed because suddenly he sideswiped my attention from my ass to, well, to my whining. I was whimpering and whining.
I never allow myself that luxury while my kids are about. At least, not before this. Today, I’m in such pain… And it started well before bedtime.
Oh damn! I just want to sleep.
I think, I think I’ll go soak my ass. Okay, I’ll soak everything that will fit in the tub too. Maybe some soothing heat not floating around my body will help some. Oh great bird of the universe I hope so. Damn I do hope so.
My car is in the shop. Again.
My phone is stupid and dead.
My knee is still new.
My weather is nice. Just right today.
My belly is too big.
My kids are amazing. And my puppy too.
I can see my feet again. When I move my boobs out of the way. I’m short you know.
I’m in so much pain.
Tomorrow is going to come whether I’ve slept or not. As it always does and always should do. I would do well to remember this.
Come on pain, time to have a bath. Pain, would you consider going down the drain? Please. No? Screw you. I’m having that bath anyway.
Again. Good night.