The “King of Pop” seems to be close in his evening entertainment news magazine coverage with …. penis popping Levi Johnston. Oh my is that fair? Did he just pose for multiple issues of Playgirl? Why yes I think he did.

And shame on the pecan people or whoever they are who associate Levi with “protection”. Dude, let’s catch a break. Stop talking about him. It isn’t like he’s a good roll model or anything. Or maybe that’s it, someone wants his life to teach our kids it’s ok to have sex outside of marriage or before you can care for a baby and after that it’s ok to insult and belittle our elders and it’s ok to be a father under 20 and pose for Playgirl then sue for joint custody of your child who you never see because you’re always in Hollywood selling your soul.

My god, enough with the semi-muscled Levi Johnston. His head has hair in it. Joint custody? Hello! He just sold his body to Play Girl. And come on The Insider, Sarah Palin in running shorts is not like Levi in skin. Why don’t you people just shut up about Levi. He’s a child. I’d Gibbs biff him if he was my son no matter how old he is.

Aren’t we fighting at least two wars? Let’s talk about getting our men and women home. Pay the freaking National Debt, feed our hungry, give health care to those in need. Enough wasting money on stupid “issues”.

My god…..

They’ve finally all started rebelling against doing the dishes. We’ve rolled for who is doing the dishes tonight. Now the three kids have a set order of who has to do the dishes when. No more arguing.

My place where my tooth was pulled last Friday still hurts. I’ve just had two pain pills. They’ll wear off before I have to take Jess to martial arts. Although I doubt she’ll want to go. She’s Menstral! Driving me nuts. I’m in pain. Made me cry. She’s in her room taking a nap. Best thing for a bitch is a nap I always say… even to my son. lol

I hope the rest of the night is calmer and pain free.

Ok, watching Johnston on all the tabloid evening shows is making me feel pregnant… I want to puke. He has no brain, no morals, no ability to be a father and he’s a rumormonger. My respect for Entertainment Tonight and The Insider is at an all time low. They take his opinions seriously and his threats against Mrs. Palin as valid and truthful but won’t disclose what they are. How are we to judge his veracity if all he does is pose and pose and pose and pose and then hang out with Jon Gosselin, world’s best dad?

The vomit meter is high.

There is another gianormous fly that’s been flying around the house all day. One of the cats spent some serious time staring at it as it whizzed past her whiskered face. It didn’t take long for her to dismiss catching it as belonging to the “too much effort” category.

The Seahawks are losing. Third quarter. Still think it might be a good season.

Ciao