Gongoozler: an idle spectator, esp. one who stares for a long time at something.

Pshaw: (Pronunciation [shaw] Show)
Used to express impatience, contempt, disbelief, etc.

I was talking to my mom a little while ago and she asked me “not to bring up the topic that my brother is gay.” I was taken aback as we weren’t even talking about being gay. Further, she asked me not to talk to my kids about my brother being gay… as though that would somehow keep gayness away from them.

Jessica’s buddy at school is a gay fella and we all know his boyfriend. Another gal Jessica is friends with is also gay and so is her foreign exchange student.  Gay is everywhere.

Another close friend is gay, but is single at the moment, so mother thinks she isn’t really gay since she’s single. I countered with “I think she’s single because she’s afraid of being hurt” … to which she agreed.

So what is it? Why this sudden picking on me and gayness?? Turns out after I probed a bit about what was really wrong that she’s pissed at my dad, not me. She’s ignoring him till he realizes she’s ignoring him. Fat chance…. So she took it out on gayness.

Wonder how often that’s happened?

I’m so excited to hook up with my cousin again. I think she has two little boys. It’s so easy to grow away from family. My ex-husband stopped calling to have the kids come to his house years ago.

My mom just had my dad chew him out about it. I would have liked to have heard that. He never even calls them on their birthdays and Sydney says he can’t spell her name right.

Jessica is almost 18… he’s lost his chance with her. Will he make any more effort for the other two?

They’re going to his house Friday night. I’ll be alone in the first time in a very long time. I don’t like to be alone like that. The cats don’t talk very well.

The “King of Pop” seems to be close in his evening entertainment news magazine coverage with …. penis popping Levi Johnston. Oh my is that fair? Did he just pose for multiple issues of Playgirl? Why yes I think he did.

And shame on the pecan people or whoever they are who associate Levi with “protection”. Dude, let’s catch a break. Stop talking about him. It isn’t like he’s a good roll model or anything. Or maybe that’s it, someone wants his life to teach our kids it’s ok to have sex outside of marriage or before you can care for a baby and after that it’s ok to insult and belittle our elders and it’s ok to be a father under 20 and pose for Playgirl then sue for joint custody of your child who you never see because you’re always in Hollywood selling your soul.

My god, enough with the semi-muscled Levi Johnston. His head has hair in it. Joint custody? Hello! He just sold his body to Play Girl. And come on The Insider, Sarah Palin in running shorts is not like Levi in skin. Why don’t you people just shut up about Levi. He’s a child. I’d Gibbs biff him if he was my son no matter how old he is.

Aren’t we fighting at least two wars? Let’s talk about getting our men and women home. Pay the freaking National Debt, feed our hungry, give health care to those in need. Enough wasting money on stupid “issues”.

My god…..